Allegation: Drunk driver is taken to Oakland County, Mich. jail, where male guards subject her to a vicious strip search. Guards: But the hood we put on her to stop her from spitting meant she couldn’t tell us apart. So we should get summary judgment because “she cannot prove . . . who was the one to twist her arm behind her back, rip her pants off, touch her genitals, etc.” Sixth Circuit: That is absolutely not how this works.