Man contacts FBI, alleges that Washington Parish, La. district attorney is engaged in shady tax dealings with a pastor. Yikes! The man is arrested for failure to pay child support and denied bail because of “DA Hold.” He spends 100 days in jail. He sues the (now-former, now-convicted) DA and the pastor, alleging false imprisonment, First Amendment retaliation, and due process violations. Fifth Circuit: And those claims should have been allowed to proceed, not least because the “mysterious and unheard-of ‘DA Hold’” is not a thing.