“Four Pillars”

Chip Mellor built a law firm,
And made of it a pillar,
A battleship of justice with
Scott Bullock at the tiller.

IJ is like good sausage:
Much meat, and little filler.
Fighting asset forfeiture
Is what we call “a pillar.”

Opponents that we face have gone
From “shrill” to “even-shriller.”
No choice of schools, more licensing
Are THEIR idea of “pillars.”

Last, not least, free speech is IJ’s
Fourth and final pillar.
If IJ were a cellphone app,
You’d have to say it’s “killer.”

Nick Wolf, Danbury, CT